Ref - Jokes - Dad


"Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race."
/ Anonymous /


"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says:
I'll have 5 beers please."
/ Dad Joke /


"Dad, what's a forklift"
"Food usuall."
/ Dad Joke / 


What's the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.


A dad joke is a joke, typically a pun, often presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but less often a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereo-typically told with sincere humorous intent or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to their overly simplistic humor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dad_joke



=== On a Corny note, you'll feel all 'groan' up after reading these ===
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"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."
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How did Vikings communicate with one another? By Norse code.
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"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
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"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."
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My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
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Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
A: Anna One, Anna Two!
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Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people's heads.
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What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
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How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a rum ............ and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear shrugs. "I was born with them."
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A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don't.
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Q: Why do Python Programmers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#.


=== On a Serious Note ===
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip.
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After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.
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At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions of stars."
Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?"
Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
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Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant.
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Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM.
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Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"?Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."
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